They said it couldn't be done. They said we couldn't gas 6 gorillion apes into existence, put some of them in chains, others in uniform and throw them and their commercial rights up for sale on a wide network of servers, forcing them to live in service (slavery) to you forever on the blockchain.

They were wrong. We did it.

Jewish Goldstein Labs is committed to Israel. What we mean is we're committed to providing the most cutting edge NFT collection you can get your grubby little goy hands on.

Oy vey, shut it down, am I right? But you can't     *rubbing my hands together*

We promise the Banned Ape Yarmulke Cabal will not disappoint. You'll be happy with your JPEG and silly dome hat and we'll be happy with our money.

-Prof. Oy Vey